Sunday, May 15, 2011

In Which We Kill Internet Dragons. For Purples. Day 4 ~ A picture of your night.

We were going to write more about Nymphy passionately throwing herself at the floor, but this week she was alive at the end of each boss kill. Including the two new kills; Ascendant Council and Council of the 4 Winds, bringing Eff the Ineffable to 9/12.  I yelled at the healers, making sure they understand that every week she stays alive we lose another reader, but they seem to think we need all the dps alive to kill progression bosses, those wilting lilies. Since that plan fell through we are forced to continue with our 30 Day Photo Challenge, stolen from your Facebook page (yes, yours!) and all WoW-ified for your reading pleasure.

Day 4 of the 30 Day Challenge is "a picture of your night."

(Click to embiggen) Oh V&T, we still hate you so much.
Our nights with the Effers are spent like many of yours (only with more floral profanities I assume. Unless floral profanity is a new raid leading trend), killing internet dragons. Especially disabled ones. That’s right. The Effers are equal opportunity killers. Blind dragons. “Alternative lifestyle” dragons. If they drop purples, they’re going down.  As I mentioned before Eff the Ineffable hit 9/12 this weekend (leaving us with only “Living Impaired” dragons to murder. After all we wouldn’t want them to feel discriminated against.) The Effers raid Tuesdays from 9:30-11:30 (EST), Fridays, and Saturdays from 9:30-12:30 (EST). On Non-Raiding nights Nymphy and I watch the Tudors on Netflix...but that’s not as cool as killing dragons who can’t see it coming.

 Even Archmage Vargoth thinks there’s nothing wrong with slaying a blind dragon week after week.

Next Up: The Raider’s Lexicon. What Your Raid Leader *Really* Means.


  1. all i can say because of all the dragons is "God can I have dragons?"

  2. lol "floral profanity" instills an image of people saying things like "flower f****r" =x